Sophies Choice

Mandelbulb3D


Originally a 12 hour render which, by Sophie's Choice, became a 24 hour render. ... With 8 minutes left to go, my cat Sophie (bless her heart), jumped up and walked across my keyboard. As I reached to scoop her up, I glanced at the screen .. the button that should have said STOP, instead said Calculate 3D ... which, if you speak Mandelbulb, translates to: Son, you ain't renderin' like you said you wuz, so you wanna tell us agin where you wuz last night, 'tween the hours of 10pm and 10am

Ratted out by my very own lady in red and caught without an alibi, the Texas Rangers, who were thousands of miles outside of their jurisdiction in California, took me downtown for questioning .. this is not going to end well. ... And .... So ... to raise money for my lawyer, I will be auctioning off kitty parts .. serious bidders only PLEASE .. I will be saving the feet for last, and I can guarantee they still smell like injection molded keyboard plastic and, oddly enough, Cheetos dust.





_{parts of this are true, other parts .. 'not so much' ... choose wisely .. but get your bid in soon, just in case}