Take Me To Your Breeder

- Apophysis Photoshop -

This is for *EASYN0W on his birthday. Happy Birthday, Sy

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––––•(-• (Meanwhile, In a Galaxy Far, Far, Away) •-)•––––

After winning an all expense paid trip to New Bretonia in the Blighty 9 Cluster, you and the misses are out doing a little sightseeing. With one of you pouring over the travel brochure while the other snaps three-dimensional images on the 30 mega pixel OlyCanNikoFujak camera supplied by the hotel.

As you turn to immortalize the last rays of the dying star that lights this once popular spaceport, up pops a leather-faced creature into your viewfinder just as the flash fires. A quick perusal of the brochure confirms your suspicions, that there is no mention of a leathery faced species native to this region.

With the help of the Linguistics Cube dangling from your neck, also supplied by the hotel, you are able to decypher his highpitched warblings to mean ... "Take me to your Breeder" ... as this vision sinks into your brain you are unable to control a subconscience glance at YOUR breeder standing just a few short steps away.

Smacking the Linguistics Cube against the palm of your hand and then holding it to your ear, in what you hope is the international symbol of .. "This %$$@#&* piece of crap isn't working" ... you make feeble excuses and begin a hasty retreat. At repeated utterances of the word "Breeder" from the plucky chap you point off in the direction you last saw the couple from 29B, the room next to yours, the breeder unit from which did nothing but complain all night long, keeping you and yours from restful sleep.


Fade to Black - Credits Roll

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Terragen .. .. specifically --> [link] by ^alyn

Planet ...... .. specifically --> [link]

Eye ......... .. specifically --> [link]


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DISCLAIMER: I'm sorry if this story offends anybody's sensibilities ... I realize you all wanted your favorite camera manufacturer to emerge as the dominant player ... But it's a camera eat camera world and yours just might not win ..(*lowers voice*).. and then there's that whole "breeder unit" thing ... just a piece of journalistic fluff, I assure you.

C O M M E N T.......P L E A S E